Once upon a time, a family went on a trip to see their good uncle, who lived some distance away. They went by plane, but the little boy made a 'uge fuss, crying and hollerin and carrying on. The stewardess finally snatched up the brat an' tossed 'im out the hatch at thirty thousand feet. As the little boy's screams faded inta the distance, the stewardess said "There, now ye ha' sumpthin' t' cry about, don't ye?" Everyone on the plane clapped and cheered.

Now git t' bed, and think about being quiet the next time yer onna airplane.