Once upon a time, there wa' a young lad who dinna ever clean up 'is room. Garbage and smelly clothes piled up in 'is room until 'is mum screamed in fright every time she opened the door. One night, after the piggy little brat went t' bed, a 'uge monster climbed out from under a pile of rotting underwear and sandwich crusts, grabbed the wee boy by 'is stinking feet, and ate 'im, 'ead first, whole, with the wee little ingrate's feet kicking as 'e went down. If ye listened real close, ye could 'ear the brat screaming from inside the monster's gut as it climbed back under a pile o' crap.

Now git t' bed, the lot 'o you, and don ferget t' clean yer rooms.