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First off, these things are unbelievably powerful and
will cause horrific, inestimable, and everlasting damage if used incorrectly
or unsafely.
Before proceeding, you must agree to the Potato Cannoneer's
Oath: put your hand over your heart and read the following
- I will not cause harm with my potato cannon
- I will not allow others to cause harm with my potato cannon
- With regard to my potato cannon, I will do my best to follow
all local, state, and federal laws
- Everything that happens with my potato cannon is my own responsibility
and I accept all liabilities and penalties.
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