The last boat I helped Greg pick up isn't ready for the sailing season this year, so Greg decided he needed a boat that was. I sent him several Craigslist ads, and as a joke, I included an ad for a Bayliner Buccaneer - the most reviled sailboat in the world. Of course, Greg decided this bloated monstrosity of a boat would be idea for his purposes, so we set out to get it. The boat was just outside of Sacramento, California, about 560 miles away (it was a JOKE, dammit!) We set out at 5:30am and became well acquainted with gas stations and gas station food along the way.