It always bothers me when we never appreciate the area in which we live. Why do we detest that which is so near? I have heard people who live near Disneyland complain about the noise from the fireworks.

Dipshits. Dipshits, every one.

I love living in Oregon. Please don't move here. Don't even come here to visit, because you'll only be sad when you return home. Just send your tourism dollars to me and I'll take pictures of it near all our natural wonders.

It is better that way.