The other rafts were pretty stiff. Nobody seemed to be laughing or playing like we were - then this lady got in the water, so I stealth dog-paddled over to her and was going to give her a ducking. She was warned by the others in her raft and shouted 'Stay away! I am peeing!' I said 'So am I, and you are downriver.'

But I left without ducking her anyhow.