I once stood 3 feet away from Steven Spielberg and have always regretted not punching him in the nose - not that I particularly dislike him, but how many times does a guy like me get that close to someone like him? And here I was again. Cheney was sitting near the bathrooms, so I went over and took this picture. There was nothing I could do - all I had was a butter knife and I don't even know if he has a heart.